listening to my parents scream at me
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"Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy."
- Kimora Lee (via someonedrankmysoda)
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Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
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"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
John Green (via left-nut)
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They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.
I was wondering when I’d see gifs of this. It’s my favorite interview ever!
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
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