modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

tenfiends:

How to check people’s alignments with Louis Cyphre!

Step 1: Take a bowl of candy and set it at your desk

Step 2: Watch people’s alignments unravel itself to you

Step 3: Probably buy more candy

long time no post though, I really wanted to get this done for SMT spirit week but I ran out of time.

iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are